To the tune of I Can See Clearly Now, by Johnny Nash

I can sell Big Issue now my home is gone.

To the tune of the Bob the Builder theme

My Big Issue, Can you buy one.

My Big issue, Yes you can.

To the tune of Fight For This Love, by Cheryl Cole

You gotta buy, buy, buy, buy buy the Big Issue.

You gotta buy, buy, buy, buy buy the Big Issue.

You gotta make it worth singing for.

To the tune of Single Ladies, by Beyoncé

Well if you like it then you should have bought the Big Issue.

Well if you like it then you should have bought the Big Issue.

I really wish you'd come and take it home with you.

To the tune of Number of the Beast, by Iron Maiden

One... seven, oh – is the cost of the Big Issue.

To the tune of Replay, by Sean Kingston

Big Issue is a melody in my head.

And I wish you'd come buy a magazine from me.

Buy, buy one every day, I wish you'd come take my magazine away.