IF you have to nip to the loo before joining the kids on the trampoline, and it's a few years since you've had an uninterrupted view of your feet; or if you know a prolapse has nothing to do with structural engineering, and that the word piles doesn't have to be followed by the word 'of', then a new show is for you.

Louise Roche's new play Big Pants & Botox can be seen at The Guildhall Theatre in Derby on Saturday, February 18, as part of its nationwide UK tour.

It stars Rebecca Wheatley, who plays Barbara, a woman celebrating her 50th birthday and who gradually reveals her big secret.

She has just survived an eventful "significant" birthday which has got her thinking about many things not least the merits of both big pants and botox.

We are all invited to join Barbara as she takes us on what the producers describe as "an emotional, intriguing and ultimately uplifting journey through the decisions and dilemmas that face us all as we learn how to deal with being that little bit older".

Tickets are £15, concessions £13.

For more information and to book tickets call the 01332 255800 or visit www.derbylive.co.uk