Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
There's no doubt that we have missed Indiana Jones.
In the 19 years since the whip-cracking adventurer was last
seen in cinemas there have been numerous pretenders (most
noticeably the Mummy films starring Brendan Fraser) but all
have been poor substitutes and audiences have pined for a
rollicking action yarn with a roguish hero to match Henry Jones
Jnr.
But although the path is still clear for a triumphant
return, it's been such a long wait that we have begun to
question the sense in a fourth film. After all, Harrison Ford
is now in his mid-60s and more likely to be queueing up for his
pension than another rescue mission.
And does it make sense to attempt to recapture the desire
for such old fashioned thrills when today's CGI movies have
taken high adventure to new levels?
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull manages
to negotiate these tricky obstacles quite comfortably. Ford
looks his age, but it's never a hindrance, and director Steven
Spielberg deploys a few CGI effects to great advantage while
retaining the 1930s serial-style atmosphere that made the films
such a hit in the first place.
Unfortunately, the movie is still a let down.
The long hiatus hasn't just been about a clash in schedules
for Ford, Spielberg and Indy creator George Lucas, it's also
been caused by the rejection of numerous story ideas. And what
eventually flaws this fourth film is that they appear to have
simply run out of ideas. Despite an updating to the 1950s and a
sprightly Cold War paranoia opening that hints at a new
approach, we are soon scuttling around in dusty tombs, meeting
creepy crawlies (scorpions and ants this time) and chasing
after another priceless artefact. “Same old, same old,” says
Indy at one point. Sad but true.
We start in 1957 with Indy and his sidekick Mac (Ray
Winstone) tussling with Soviet spies led by agent Irina Spalko
(Cate Blanchett). After escaping the Communists' clutches our
hero finds himself in a race with the Reds to find the a lost
city of gold deep in the heart of the Amazon jungle. Spalko
needs Indy's skill to find the lost treasure and kidnaps his
old flame Marion (Karen Allen) in order to force his hand.
Her son Mutt (Shia LeBeouf) persuades Indy to come to the
rescue and has information about a mysterious crystal skull
discovered by an eccentric professor (Derbyshire-born John
Hurt).
The script was kept under wraps, even from the crew, which
considering it makes little sense seems nothing but a publicity
stunt. Because it's basically mumbo jumbo and bogged down in
the same mysticism that ruined the three Star Wars
prequels.
It sags alarmingly in the middle and forgets for long
periods that the strength of the first three films were that
they were basically comedies.
There's no spark between Ford and Allen (reprising her role
from Raiders of the Lost Ark) and the age gap banter with
LaBeouf is a poor imitation of the ribald comedy provided by
Henry Jones Senior (Sean Connery) in the Last Crusade.
The final suggestion that the series may continue will make
you groan.
CERTIFICATE: 12A
RUNNING TIME: 122 mins
RATING: Three stars
Review: Nigel Powlson











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