“Would like to publicly announce to the person who allowed their dog to foul on my garden that I'm now giving you every chance to come back and clean it up...maybe you were too busy allowing your dog to run free....or maybe just too busy checking your phone...or maybe just too busy to even notice you have a dog!?!....well anyway here is your chance to redeem yourself before a high definition photograph of offending 'poo' is posted on each and every notice board throughout the village ( yes I have got far better things to do than photograph poo but hey it gave me chance to try out my new camera) ohhhh that's before I post a glorious full colour blown up photograph of yourself allowing said poo to remain in situ....( oh did i mention i have a new CCTV to go with new camera) You know who you are!.....:)”
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“Would like to publicly announce to the person who allowed their dog to foul on my garden that I'm now giving you every chance to come back and clean it up...maybe you were too busy allowing your dog to run free....or maybe just too busy checking your phone...or maybe just too busy to even notice you have a dog!?!....well anyway here is your chance to redeem yourself before a high definition photograph of offending 'poo' is posted on each and every notice board throughout the village ( yes I have got far better things to do than photograph poo but hey it gave me chance to try out my new camera) ohhhh that's before I post a glorious full colour blown up photograph of yourself allowing said poo to remain in situ....( oh did i mention i have a new CCTV to go with new camera) You know who you are!.....:)”