“I'd have just one objective. To make life easier for a lot of people.”

“Try and make it into a billion.”

“Not appear on TV with a big cheque.”

“give 40 million away i think”

“First of all I do not want 45 million. My life is quite satisfactory as it is without complicating it with a huge windfall. It won't happen anyway since I do not buy lottery tickets.
If for some reason beyond my control, I were to have such an amount bestowed on me, I would probably spend a few thousand on home improvements, etc., then flit away the rest on other people. Hope it doesn't happen.”

“Pay for Julie to have a sex change so that he can be Tom again”

“Offer dave15248 the whole lot never to send another post to the D.E.T.”

“I think the question should be what cant you do with £40 million.”

“What you can't do,aitch, is fulfill all those wonderful things you imagine 40 mil. will bring. Better to enjoy it as dream.”

“Emigrate.”

“Pay for psychiatric treatment for bertsyacrackpot to cure his disturbing obsession with God and Christianity.”

“I'd spend some of it on a school uniform and a dictionary for dave the rave to improve his vocabulary, and a writing course to cure his obsession with sending in meaningless two line posts.

Do you have anything interesting to say dave, or are you going to just snap away like some yappy little dog ?

Still waiting for a full post on any topic of your choice dave.”

“janine i agree with you. no more work, cold wet weather, or idiot bosses to contend with. I would have to buy the house i grew up in, i loved that house. and i would probably donate a large portion to kids camp, formerly known as the derbyshire childrens holiday centre, skegness. many a good memory there too.”